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Cat Overboard When the platoon goes on sea voyave, Gomer sneaks a stray cat on board the ship. Gomer Captures a Submarine The men are on a simple reconnaissance mission, but Gomer somehow seems destined to ruin it. The Grudge Fight Sgt. Carter, perhaps overestimating Lonely px voyage skill set, challenges the fleet's retired boxing champion to a fight. Gomer, Star Witness Gomer witnesses a car accident involving Sgt.
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