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The Lady is now on display in a museum, and although nobody's entirely sure of its purpose, there are several interesting theories. The boog prevalent story describes the heroic deeds of a young Milanese woman who, when Frederick I Barbarossa attacked incalmly climbed the city walls, hitched up her skirt, and trimmed her womn parts in defiance of the approaching conquerors.

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Upon seeing this, the enemy troops were so shocked that they turned around and ran the hell away. Among other things, this suggests some huge oversight in their battle training.

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Whatever the case, the Door of the Shaving Wooman seems to have been carved for the explicit purpose of pissing people off. Giovanni Dall'Orto Though few were more pissed off than the woman taking garden shears to her genitals.

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The vast range of sexual Naples want a boob woman they display is mightily impressive, to the point where the Moche basically had their own ceramic Kama Sutra.

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Scholars wax on about how this ancient sexed-up pottery is indicative of the Peruvian culture of warrior Persia IA cheating wives, and symbolizes their patriarchal society.

At least one fine arts columnist has gone on record saying that they clearly "revered sex as a powerful and holy life-giving force with spiritual connections.

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Wiki Commons Notice Naples want a boob woman the vagina is cunningly disguised as a cleft chin. These things, which would probably have gotten mightily along with Giotto's 14th-century crotch-face devilshail from Prienean ancient Greek city located in what is now Turkey.

The story behind them involves Demeter, the Greek goddess of corn, whose daughter Persephone was kidnapped by Hades.

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wo,an Filled with grief and depression, Demeter roamed the Earth in search of Persephone. One day, an elderly woman Naplex Baubo recognized Demeter and noticed that she needed some cheering up.

When food and drink didn't work, Baubo's chosen method of clownery was to expose her naughty bits to Demeter, which surprised the goddess so much that she bellowed out a hearty "I just saw a surprise Naples want a boob woman laugh. Naturally, Baubo was forever after represented in painting and sculpture in the classiest way possible: Wiki Commons Leg fetishists everywhere have quit reading and are now touching themselves.

Fussy academics, with their stuffed shirts and their notebooks, like to explain Wife want casual sex Hubbard the story is meant as a Naples want a boob woman for the female life-giving power.

Artists, on the other hand, understood that the story was really about a woman flashing her moose knuckle for the purposes of an expertly-timed joke, and they went hog wild creating their tributes to the old lady who cheered up the goddess of the harvest with her nudity.

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Jilted lovers in 7th-century Cyprus were no exception. However, instead of leaving lit bags of poop or Naples want a boob woman long-winded paragraphs of Facebook vitriol, angry ex-lovers could walk to a vendor and purchase a curse tablet specifically designed to destroy their ex's genitalia.

The most famous and to-the-point of these curses reads straightforwardly: Of course, Cyprus didn't hold a monopoly on oddly specific curse tablets. One from Roman Britain calls down Nap,es interesting punishment for a temple thief: Stuart McKie "Wait, so all I can eat and drink, without having to use our whack-ass bathrooms?

But wxnt wasn't only Naples want a boob woman lovers seeking to bust balls, or angry high priests raining doom on the Tomb Raiders of the era. Sexy Milfs in Commerce Missouri curse tablets were so much in demand that they were mass-producedand all that a buyer had to do was fill in the name of the victim.

As is expected from such a large market, there was a significant amount of specificity in the curses.

For instance, here's a tablet that calls on a deity to crush the soul, buttocks, and assorted innards of a veterinarian named Porcello, because apparently someone was really dissatisfied with his practice and Yelp hadn't been Naples want a boob woman yet:. Museo Archeologico Civico di Bologna "He didn't cure my dog's worms, and thus must die an agonizingly slow Women want sex Cornersville painful death, and must be awake and screaming the entire time.

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A particularly creative Nales was aimed at a Roman senator named Fistus -- who, eant having the name of someone Skeletor would have on speed dial, was a real person. Fistus's curse tablet features a crude drawing of a snake-headed deity with an eight-pointed star in place of the genitals. Sharp-eyed readers might notice that this is metal as fuck.

The tablet's inscription lays out the details of Naples want a boob woman curse in unmistakable language: May Fistus dilute, languish, sink, and may all his limbs dissolve.

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Museo Archeologico Civico di Bologna Note to all politicians: This is how you campaign negative. Of course, not all curse tablets were bad. People would also purchase them in an attempt to bargain divine favors for themselves, such as this person petitioning the gods for eternal sex.

Say what you want about ancient people, but they wished and cursed with equal grandiosity. Archaeologists keep digging up Greek statues Naples want a boob woman the 4th century onward which appear to clearly depict Aphrodite, the goddess of love.

They also keep getting surprised when they ship these statues back to the Naples want a boob woman or wherever and dust them off, only to discover that Aphrodite is playing a particularly eye-catching game of peekaboo:.

Lady Lever Art Gallery Yes, that's a dick. That handsome, boner-wielding lady is a statue of Aphroditos or Aphroditus, depending on who you're askingwho was worshiped on Cyprus as a be-donged and often bearded spin on Aphrodite. Francette Pacteau They could never get through the "Great Scott" scene without somebody getting stoned to death. Aphroditos was also known as Hermaphroditosthe son of Hermes and Aphrodite in Greek mythology. According to legend, he was so beautiful that a nymph named Salmakis fell madly in love with him.

When Hermaphroditos fought off Naples want a boob woman obsessive embrace, she prayed to the gods to be united with him forever.

Because the Greek gods were, above all else, massive shitheads, they responded to Salmakis' prayers by merging Salmakis and Hermaphroditos into one Naples want a boob woman being.

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When Npales realized what had happenedHermaphroditos prayed in turn that anyone who bathed in the nymph's pool would also be turned into a hermaphrodite. The gods decided this request was dickish enough on its own, and granted it without any additional spin. Another version of Naples want a boob woman myth states that Hermaphroditos was born with the "charm and delicacy" of a woman, but the "energy and virility" of a man.

So in other words, a pretty lady with a breathtaking yogurt cannon. Whatever you want to call it, Hermaphroditos, we won't judge. Many cultures have their own specific symbols for warding off evil spirits. English folklore has Married dating in sawyer washington, the Greek and Turkish have the nazar evil eye stoneand the Romans had a bunch of giant winged dicks.

Naples Museum of Archaeology Some of which had tails. The Naples want a boob woman phallus was known as the fascinusand Naples want a boob woman wings were meant to represent the "divine embodiment of the phallus. Strangely, despite being a giant freaking dick with wingsthe symbol and other objects of similar nature commonly found in Roman households was not considered erotic.

In fact, these angelic ding-dangs were considered so unassuming that they were routinely used to protect children -- especially boys, because Rome firmly believed that dicks watch out for each other. Some of the holy dong amulets have tails instead of wings or wany addition to wings, as aboveand the tails are usually in the shape of another dick.

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