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It's an attempt to humanize an otherwise impossibly perfect person, as brought to you by the Acme corporation. And it must work. I spent more than a half hour before I found THAT picture above on Google of a beautiful woman falling Married women dating and without safesearch on its highest setting, search phrases like "slip" and "accident" bring up a whole different genre of photos. The actresses and models of Hollywood have either sued or seduced Google - possibly both - into taking down all the images of them embarrassing themselves to script.

What I did find was dozens of pages of bios in which impossibly gorgeous women like Jessica Alba, Terry Hatcher, Neve Campbell and Miley Cyrus call themselves "accident prone" in a blatant attempt to make normal women stop crossing the street to spit on them.

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Later in the movie she'll calm down and be adorable again, and of course the love interest will hang around until then. That's due to a little thing called "suspending disbelief;" real men in this situation would either be wondering if she's on medication or else date rapists who don't care.

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Women, imagine every first date No Strings Attached Sex Elizabethtown New York you're not sure if you're splitting the bill, where you're not sure if the guy is nervous or just a jerk, where there's that awkward pause at the end where both parties gamble in either direction on a parting-kiss. Take all that nervous anxiety, distill it, and pour it into this character. And then imagine being the focus for it all by dating her.

And you can't be forthright about it, either; women rarely like it Any smart fun college girls out there your main motivation for dating them is to shout "first!

Every issue containing tips guaranteed to make him flee in terror! Some people - men and women - are simply mistified by the opposite sex and seek advice wherever they can get it. This source may be friends, family, mentors, or for a truly hackneyed film, magazine columnists. Cracked has already done an absolutely brilliant No Strings Attached Sex Elizabethtown New York about how insane someone who followed Cosmo 's advice would come off as if she actually followed it, it's way funnier than this article, go read it.

Sure, there are certain cultural conventions like the first-date kiss and no sex before the third date, but those don't count. The women in these movies take a list of rules from an arbitrary source and follow them to the letter, no matter how outrageous or insane they may be.

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Plus, she'll do it even if you leave. See, in a good relationship, one that lasts and is rewarding for both parties, you both kinda need each other. Not in the clingy, I'm-no-one-without-you way, but in the simple synergistic way that you walk better with shoes than barefoot or you see better with glasses.

You're less perfect without them. Your partner is literally that: You can be yourself even when you're not around them, because that self is exactly who you are when you ARE around them; acting differently makes you feel like you're playing a role.